Haywo Fwends! Tis' I, Bertie, Boss Dog Extraordinaire! My very fancy business is 1 today, so I am woofing from the rooftops to tell...

Fa la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Seasons greetings Boss Dog extraordinaire fans! I am feeling so Christmassy! Mummy...

Haywo fwends! 'Tis I - distinguished gent of 13 years old land - I ams nows a grown of the ups and therefore must behaves likes a...

Haywo fwends! So manys of yous has been lookings ats my website! I is literally famous AND handsomes. Mummy says everyone is lookings...

Haywo Fwend! You look like you like dogs! Do you like dogs? I like dogs? My mummy likes dogs, my small humans like dogs! DOGS ARE THE...